<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957422236800745710</id><updated>2011-11-27T18:45:57.732-05:00</updated><category term='Top Idol'/><category term='Megan Joy'/><category term='Kris Allen'/><category term='(500) Days of Summer'/><category term='A Serious Man'/><category term='unwarranted self-importance'/><category term='Shannon Ann Marie Turner'/><category term='The Class'/><category term='Vote for the Worst'/><category term='Adam Lambert'/><category term='The Hurt Locker'/><category term='District 9'/><category term='Awards Watercooler'/><category term='Todrick Hall'/><category term='Fantastic Mr. Fox'/><category term='American Idol'/><category term='my ballot'/><category term='Danny Gokey'/><category term='Moon'/><category term='The Vicious Kind'/><category term='Up in the Air'/><category term='Allison Iraheta'/><category term='Star Trek'/><category term='blogger resurrection'/><category term='Idol Midol'/><title type='text'>The ePEZ Dispenser</title><subtitle type='html'>Welcome to The ePEZ Dispenser, your multi-flavored cyber-candy machine of sorts. (PEZ = Popular Entertainment Zone.) This is the ideal place to indulge in cinematic idolatry, awards fanaticism, reality TV obsession, and all sorts of miscellaneous jabberwocky.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ePastor James</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07290312834835033519</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Nf6RMatgeY/S4t3lNTq3xI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xjPDz_YOyGM/S220/000akhce.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957422236800745710.post-714466494403037634</id><published>2010-03-02T12:44:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T13:41:59.866-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Todrick Hall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vote for the Worst'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Idol'/><title type='text'>Todrick Hall: Since U Been Conned</title><summary type='text'>Megadouche Todrick Hall has drawn plenty of buzz this season. And a primary portion of that substantial intrigue is due to his surreptitious past involving a financial flop of a traveling musical, aptly and boringly titled Oz: The Musical. You can read the early exposé in great detail by clicking the above link, @ VoteForTheWorst.Now, further statements have surfaced through a source I've been in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/feeds/714466494403037634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2010/03/todrick-hall-since-u-been-con.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/714466494403037634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/714466494403037634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2010/03/todrick-hall-since-u-been-con.html' title='Todrick Hall: Since U Been Conned'/><author><name>ePastor James</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07290312834835033519</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Nf6RMatgeY/S4t3lNTq3xI/AAAAAAAAAAM/xjPDz_YOyGM/S220/000akhce.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957422236800745710.post-4416706297478098391</id><published>2010-02-23T06:47:00.011-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T06:31:36.522-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Allison Iraheta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shannon Ann Marie Turner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danny Gokey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Idol Midol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kris Allen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adam Lambert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vote for the Worst'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Megan Joy'/><title type='text'>Idol Hands (Are Douchekey's Workshop)</title><summary type='text'>Oh yes, it's back. Same old Idol, brand new faces.But will I be rewarded or tortured?(Truth be told, likely both. The ratio, however?: That's the determinate here.)Last season was enormously successful for me, despite much fuckery early on. The end was nothing short of miraculous, and the saving grace of one of the most blatantly and overly manipulated TPTB acts I've ever witness on any reality </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/feeds/4416706297478098391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2010/02/reflections-of-butterscotch-eye.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/4416706297478098391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/4416706297478098391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2010/02/reflections-of-butterscotch-eye.html' title='Idol Hands (Are Douchekey&apos;s Workshop)'/><author><name>Cinemaniac</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957422236800745710.post-2575204719543093900</id><published>2010-01-22T02:22:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T05:05:13.994-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Hurt Locker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='District 9'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Up in the Air'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(500) Days of Summer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Awards Watercooler'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Class'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Moon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Vicious Kind'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fantastic Mr. Fox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my ballot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A Serious Man'/><title type='text'>Wish Upon an Oscar</title><summary type='text'>Although I have yet to engulf myself in full-fledged Oscar blogging, make no mistake that it will be (one of) the primary perspectives of this site. This season, however, is leaving me with a rather murky, putrid taste in my metaphoric mouth, due to numerous dirty tactics and, frankly, janked directions.I probably would have contributed a little more, but I am ever so (retardedly) fearful of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/feeds/2575204719543093900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2009/10/blast-from-telecast.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/2575204719543093900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/2575204719543093900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2009/10/blast-from-telecast.html' title='Wish Upon an Oscar'/><author><name>Cinemaniac</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957422236800745710.post-6802136865231424850</id><published>2010-01-05T20:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-27T06:22:15.482-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unwarranted self-importance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger resurrection'/><title type='text'>Eternal Sunshine of the Blogness Mind</title><summary type='text'>Welcome to The ePEZ Dispenser, my new plan to hijack the web. I loved my older blog, The Awards Greenhouse, but it lost momentum AND I felt that the scope of the site was much too narrow. Certain topics would seem quite out of place there, whereas this locale encompasses all aspects of pop culture. Jolly good fun!What you can expect from this blog is a cacophony of various realms of entertainment</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/feeds/6802136865231424850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2009/10/take-pez-and-devour-my-thoughts.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/6802136865231424850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7957422236800745710/posts/default/6802136865231424850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://epez-dispenser.blogspot.com/2009/10/take-pez-and-devour-my-thoughts.html' title='Eternal Sunshine of the Blogness Mind'/><author><name>Cinemaniac</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOfSSqoXxvg/SfsKMxChVkI/AAAAAAAAA4A/LYGR7FtfuMg/s72-c/seinfeld-thepezdispenser.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
